Thursday, March 18, 2010
When Stupid People Rent Movies: 40 Minute Porn Guy.
10:58 PM
The video store I work in seems to have some of the most clueless members to EVER hire movies. These are some of their stories
This sicko.. well screw it his name can be sicko! This guy LOVES to rent porn. And first off, I don't have a problem with people renting porn, lets just get that fact in there, but this damn guy, he's disgusting! So on a Monday night we have half price New Release night, and Sicko will come in and hire 4 New Release porn movies. Usually it's Teen-something, anyway he hires these movies and walks the maybe 5 minute walk back to his house.
Now that's not the gross part, the gross part is 40 minutes later Sicko cums comes back!!! I mean you can time him by a stop watch, 40 minutes later and he's back, looking sweaty, smelling like... "special sauce" and sex, wearing the same clothes, CLEARLY hasn't showered, and since the cases are ALWAYS STICKY he doesn't even seem to wash his hands!
He returns the movies, and proceeds to hire out 4 weekly Porn movies, usually Asian-something this time. And he pays for them and leaves. Now he will hold onto those movies for the whole week, and THOSE movies always come back clean. It's the New Releases I take issue with. and if the guy didn't spend so much damn money at our store I'd ban his ass.
But ban him I do not. I just continue mopping up his "special sauce" off the damn New Releases, and praying he wont be back next Monday....
This sicko.. well screw it his name can be sicko! This guy LOVES to rent porn. And first off, I don't have a problem with people renting porn, lets just get that fact in there, but this damn guy, he's disgusting! So on a Monday night we have half price New Release night, and Sicko will come in and hire 4 New Release porn movies. Usually it's Teen-something, anyway he hires these movies and walks the maybe 5 minute walk back to his house.
Now that's not the gross part, the gross part is 40 minutes later Sicko cums comes back!!! I mean you can time him by a stop watch, 40 minutes later and he's back, looking sweaty, smelling like... "special sauce" and sex, wearing the same clothes, CLEARLY hasn't showered, and since the cases are ALWAYS STICKY he doesn't even seem to wash his hands!
He returns the movies, and proceeds to hire out 4 weekly Porn movies, usually Asian-something this time. And he pays for them and leaves. Now he will hold onto those movies for the whole week, and THOSE movies always come back clean. It's the New Releases I take issue with. and if the guy didn't spend so much damn money at our store I'd ban his ass.
But ban him I do not. I just continue mopping up his "special sauce" off the damn New Releases, and praying he wont be back next Monday....
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- Grace C
- I love movies, and for over 5 years I worked at a video store somewhere in the depths of Auckland so I could be close to my precious movies & rent those bitches for free! However, I have since moved on. But even after moving on from the store I still have a load of video store stories of crazy customers and random happenings to talk about!!