Monday, August 23, 2010
If You Are Still A Moron Then Owning DVDs..... Still NOT For You.
12:07 AM
As if my last blog post wasn't stupid sad enough... This guy.... I have no words for this guy, in fact he is so stupid he doesn't even get a name. Naw fuck that, lets call him dumbarse shall we.
Dumbarse came into the store today and asked if we had any music DVDs, I showed him the limited supply we had left and went back to tidying up the store. Dumbarse picked his DVDs and came to the counter, and then asked the STUPIDIST QUESTION IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. "Will these play on my record player? Or do I need one of those new cd thingies" .........................................................................................................
TECHNOLOGY PEOPLE, USE IT!!!!! It's one thing not to know about dvd's, but to be only learning about cd's!!!! And this guy wasn't old, he looked like he was in his 40's. I then spent 20 mins explaining what cd's and dvd's were and why they were different. How can ANYONE not know about AT LEAST CD's!! I know New Zealand can be a tad backwards when it comes to technology, but not this backwards!
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Now for a list of minor annoyances that bug me.
1) Don't bitch to me about how you can't pay your $5 late fee when you're getting $30 in overnight movies and you're paying with a $100 bill. Pay the overdue's you cheap bastard!
2) If you don't have correct I.D to sign up, no amount of grandstanding, whining, begging or eyebrow wiggling will get me to sign you up, I don't care how much you want to rent "Missionary Impossible" bring me something with a current home address and maybe we'll talk.
3) You CANNOT hire an R18 game if you are only 15, don't even try, I will slap you down faster then you can say "Grand Theft Auto". Also don't stand right in front of my till and beg for your older sibling to get it for you, I wont hire it to them now either, since it's still against the law because I know it's really for you.... works the same with smokes and booze too, if you don't believe me, go into you're local booze store and try it, see how far you get.
4) WE DO NOT SELL THE FOLLOWING: CONDOMS, SMOKES, LIGHTERS, KY JELLY, MILK, DELI MEATS (wtf really?!), ANY SORT OF BOOZE OR ADULT MAGAZINES. WE ARE A VIDEO STORE... But we don't sell video's either lol we only sell DVD's and junk food, just to confuse you.
5) I wont trade you a pair of earrings for a DVD, no $$ no DVD, and no I wont buy them from you "straight up yo, no lies!"
6) If you return something late don't bitch to me about it, the return times printed on the case, as well as the receipt, and the door of the store. And don't lie and say we were closed, it just makes you look like an ass.
7) STOP ASKING ABOUT FUCKING TWILIGHT Read the BIG ASS SIGN that says it comes out on the 22nd, and NO I won't just GIVE you a poster, you can buy one, but im not your "friend, homie, gurl, biatch, buddy, pal, or dudette", so I won't be giving you one for free. But just to piss you off you should know that I can get one for free if I want *insert childish mocking here*
8) Don't bring food or drink into my store, and don't bitch if I kick you out after I told you to leave your cola on the counter but you still bring it into the store and proceed to drop it on my floor. Fuck you, I have to clean that up.
9) I don't get paid to babysit your snotty brats, try and be a decent human being and keep an eye on your own kids. And if I tell you they might hurt themselves if they climb on the shelves, THEN you ignore me and they fall and DO hurt themselves. Dont bitch to me, I warned you, they are your problem, you keep the slimy thing safe, it's not my damn job.
10) Fuck every arsehole who leaves cum in the porn dvd's on purpose or otherwise. Have some manners and clean up after yourself! I hope you don't work in the food industry you nasty piece of work, because I bet you don't wash your hands after going to the toilet either. You are disgusting
Dumbarse came into the store today and asked if we had any music DVDs, I showed him the limited supply we had left and went back to tidying up the store. Dumbarse picked his DVDs and came to the counter, and then asked the STUPIDIST QUESTION IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. "Will these play on my record player? Or do I need one of those new cd thingies" .........................................................................................................
TECHNOLOGY PEOPLE, USE IT!!!!! It's one thing not to know about dvd's, but to be only learning about cd's!!!! And this guy wasn't old, he looked like he was in his 40's. I then spent 20 mins explaining what cd's and dvd's were and why they were different. How can ANYONE not know about AT LEAST CD's!! I know New Zealand can be a tad backwards when it comes to technology, but not this backwards!
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Now for a list of minor annoyances that bug me.
1) Don't bitch to me about how you can't pay your $5 late fee when you're getting $30 in overnight movies and you're paying with a $100 bill. Pay the overdue's you cheap bastard!
2) If you don't have correct I.D to sign up, no amount of grandstanding, whining, begging or eyebrow wiggling will get me to sign you up, I don't care how much you want to rent "Missionary Impossible" bring me something with a current home address and maybe we'll talk.
3) You CANNOT hire an R18 game if you are only 15, don't even try, I will slap you down faster then you can say "Grand Theft Auto". Also don't stand right in front of my till and beg for your older sibling to get it for you, I wont hire it to them now either, since it's still against the law because I know it's really for you.... works the same with smokes and booze too, if you don't believe me, go into you're local booze store and try it, see how far you get.
4) WE DO NOT SELL THE FOLLOWING: CONDOMS, SMOKES, LIGHTERS, KY JELLY, MILK, DELI MEATS (wtf really?!), ANY SORT OF BOOZE OR ADULT MAGAZINES. WE ARE A VIDEO STORE... But we don't sell video's either lol we only sell DVD's and junk food, just to confuse you.
5) I wont trade you a pair of earrings for a DVD, no $$ no DVD, and no I wont buy them from you "straight up yo, no lies!"
6) If you return something late don't bitch to me about it, the return times printed on the case, as well as the receipt, and the door of the store. And don't lie and say we were closed, it just makes you look like an ass.
7) STOP ASKING ABOUT FUCKING TWILIGHT Read the BIG ASS SIGN that says it comes out on the 22nd, and NO I won't just GIVE you a poster, you can buy one, but im not your "friend, homie, gurl, biatch, buddy, pal, or dudette", so I won't be giving you one for free. But just to piss you off you should know that I can get one for free if I want *insert childish mocking here*
8) Don't bring food or drink into my store, and don't bitch if I kick you out after I told you to leave your cola on the counter but you still bring it into the store and proceed to drop it on my floor. Fuck you, I have to clean that up.
9) I don't get paid to babysit your snotty brats, try and be a decent human being and keep an eye on your own kids. And if I tell you they might hurt themselves if they climb on the shelves, THEN you ignore me and they fall and DO hurt themselves. Dont bitch to me, I warned you, they are your problem, you keep the slimy thing safe, it's not my damn job.
10) Fuck every arsehole who leaves cum in the porn dvd's on purpose or otherwise. Have some manners and clean up after yourself! I hope you don't work in the food industry you nasty piece of work, because I bet you don't wash your hands after going to the toilet either. You are disgusting
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- Grace C
- I love movies, and for over 5 years I worked at a video store somewhere in the depths of Auckland so I could be close to my precious movies & rent those bitches for free! However, I have since moved on. But even after moving on from the store I still have a load of video store stories of crazy customers and random happenings to talk about!!
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